Sunday, June 30, 2013

Casting Call: Justice League



Having been in theaters for three weeks now Man of Steel has made $500 million globally and in prime position to set up the DC movie universe.  Of course every fan boy is dying to see what happens with the Justice League movie.  The only thing we know for sure is that Henry Cavill will still be playing Superman in this JLA film, but all the other roles are up for grabs; even Batman since Christian Bale is done donning the cape and cowl. 
My idea for this film is to not go off the current Justice League team from DC’s New 52, but revert back to the Bruce Timm animated series.  Instead of Aquaman and Cyborg I would include Martian Manhunter and Hawkgirl; for reasons I will state below.  Each one of these characters served a purpose in the animated series and I feel would serve a role in a Justice League movie.  I also thought there were several actors/actresses that could play each role, but I looked for younger thespians because they could potentially be doing six or more films.

HENRY CAVILL AS CLARK KENT/ SUPERMAN
From what I can speculate Cavill has signed on for multiple Superman films and probably multiple Justice League films.  Despite what I feel about Man of Steel as a movie I do like Cavill as the moral center, and heavy hitter, of the Justice League.  Now we just have to give him some morals because Zach Snyder seemed to miss that part of his origin story.
 RICHARD MADDEN AS BRUCE WAYNE/ BATMAN
Have you ever watched Game of Thrones?  This guy can brood with the best of them.  Yes, he is a British actor, but a good one at that.  GoT creators actually made more lines and scenes for Madden that weren't in the original source material just because he is so good.  And now that his character is dead I think he has some free time.  Madden has a commanding presence on camera that would be great for the Dark Knight in this film.  Superman is a Brit, why not have Batman be one too.
 JAIMIE ALEXANDER AS PRINCESS DIANA OF THEMYSCIRA/ WONDER WOMAN
This was the hardest part for me to cast.  Wonder woman is supposed to be 6 ft at least, but most women don’t come close to that.  But if Hugh Jackman(over 6 ft) can play Wolverine(who is supposed to be under 5’8) why can’t audiences accept it the other way around?  Alexander is only 5’9 but after I saw her play Lady Sif in Thor I knew she was the dark-haired bad ass that could bring Wonder Woman to the big screen.  Yes ,she is already in a Marvel franchise, but she may only be in one more Thor film and DC is just getting started.  Ryan Reynolds and Michael Duncan Clarke have played characters from the Marvel and DC universe as well so I think Alexander will be alright doing double duty.  The JLA film would be a great way to introduce Wonder Woman, but not give away her whole origin story till her own film.  Definitely a fish-out-of-water vibe though, who can kick ass!
 JUSTIN HARTLEY AS WALLY WEST/ THE FLASH
Hartley has played Aquaman and Green Arrow in his career so why not give him another JLA member to add to his resume.  In DC’s New 52, Barry Allen is the current Flash and it seems as though Wally West never existed if you started reading comics in 2010.  But I think Wally would be essential to this film.  If Man of Steel showed me anything it’s that this DC movie world is serious stuff.  After two hours Cavill barely cracked a smile so we need some comic relief for this film.  While Barry is a great Flash Wally was the funny one/prankster.  Some high level sh*t is going to probably be happening in this film and someone has to be there to break the tension.  Wally can just say that there were speedsters before him, but he’s the first to go public.  Hartley proved in Smallville that he has a charm about him that can make you hate what he just said but still like him at the same time, just like a young Wally West.
 COLUMBUS SHORT AS JOHN STEWART/ GREEN LANTERN
So why not Hal Jordan for this film?  Audiences already know Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan, and that didn’t go so well at the box office.  Luckily for Warner Bros they can just assume a majority of their audience saw that film and know the GL universe and how it works.  John Stewart once took over as Green Lantern when Hal Jordan couldn’t do the job, and there is your loop hole right there!  And not to sound racist, but he does fill the racially-diverse role a Justice League movie would need.  Short has shown himself to be not only a good actor in films like The Losers and Stomp the Yard, but according to my wife he’s pretty easy on the eyes too.
 ZACHARY QUINTO AS J’ONN J’ONZZ/ MARTIAN MANHUNTER
For me this role is all about the voice.  Whomever plays J'onn will be covered in green make-up, or probably just CGI'd like the Hulk.  So the voice has to be right.  Star Trek and Heroes star has a gentle tone about him that I think would go great coming out of such a powerfully under-rated character.  In the Bruce Timm animated pilot J’onn comes to Earth to stop the same alien invasion that left him as the last remaining Martian in the universe.  He and Superman can share that bond, and the alien invasion sets-up the premise of the film; Win/Win.
 ADRIANNE PALACKI AS SHAYERA HOL/ HAWKGIRL
The biggest complaint I’ve heard about The Avengers, as if there should be any, is the lack of female characters. Sure you have Agent Hill played by Cobie Smulders, but the only actual female on the team was The Black Widow.  I think adding another girl to the Justice League film will give it a bigger female audience, especially if she’s played by Palacki.  Best known for her roles on Friday Night Lights and G.I. Joe: Retaliation, Palacki also starred in a pilot for a Wonder Woman TV series in 2011 that never got picked-up.  Her height of 5’11 almost made me consider her for that role again for this film, but I think she’d make a much better Hawkgirl.  Shayera is also an alien who can’t seem to find her way home and is stuck on Earth.  In the animated series she has a bumpy relationship with John Stewart and she is torn between duty, destiny, and her role on the Justice League with her friends.   So there is lots of character development to work with there. 
 Ok, bring in Michael Bay and let’s get this movie rolling.  I can have an outline done in 3 days, just someone send me a check!


Monday, June 24, 2013

Why I Think the Justice League Movie Won't Work

Last weekend the highly anticipated Man of Steel was released in theaters and it has now surpassed the $200 million dollar mark.  I think Warner Bros. still spent more money than that upon making the film, but with it still being released in other countries I'm sure they'll get their money back. The studio was so pleased with the opening weekend numbers they've already planned a sequel to be released as early as next year.  Then a Justice League movie is set to be released as early as 2015.
Man of Steel seems to have done what Warner Bros. wanted it to, which was jump start the DC movie universe much like Iron Man jump started the Marvel movie universe.  DC was supposed to get their start with Green Lantern, but after it supposedly "bombed" at the box office Warner Bros. had to re-evaluate what they were doing with their DC properties because Marvel was already six films ahead of them. The Avengers set box office records and made $1.5 billion world wide. The only thing that was working for Warner Bros. was their Batman movies, and that was because of writer David Goyer and director Christopher Nolan.  After the success of the Dark Knight trilogy Warner Bros. decided to give these men a shot at Superman, and now it seems the entire DC franchise.  So can Warner Bros. catch up to Marvel and make their films as popular, and profitable, as The Avengers?  I'm gonna answer that question as gently as I can; NNNOOOOOOOO!
For years the rights to making Marvel films were owned by 20th Century Fox studios.  They made Spider-Man films, X-Men films, Daredevil, The Punisher, etc. Spider-Man and X-Men have done well and Fox continues to drain blood from those hollow stones(thank god for Sam Raimi and Bryan Singer).  After making their cut of the money Marvel decided to form their own studio and use the characters they still had the rights to for their movies.  Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America films all went on to do great at the box office, which lead to The Avengers.  Marvel Studios achieved something no other studio thought could ever happen and every comic geek dreamed would happen; they made movies like they make comic books. The films all interacted with each other and fed off one another for the next installment. 20th Century Fox lost the rights to Daredevil and Punisher, which Marvel Studios gladly claimed, but still owns the Spider-Man and X-Men movie rights so long as a film is made every couple of years.  
So what's this got to do with the Justice League movie?  Warner Bros.is a movie studio who owns all of the DC character movie rights, and just like 20th Century Fox, they don't have the talent to bring out what is great in their characters.  Did you see Superman kill General Zod?  I mean, I used to give David Goyer some credit as a good writer and fan boy, but no person who read Superman, and loves the character, would write that scene and think it was a good idea; at least not in the origin film.  Warner Bros. and crew said they want to make their universe more realistic?  Batman is a mortal man but Superman is an alien who looks human, flies, and shoots heat from his eyes; and you want something that's realistic?  Their excuse for Man of Steel is to make the character more modern.  Guess what Warner Bros.? The character worked for ten years on TV starting in 2001, it was called Smallville, watch it and get back to me.
Warner Bros. executives probably haven't read a comic book (if they ever did) since they were kids.  Comic books are fun and exciting to read. Their were barely any jokes or even smiles in Man of Steel. Just two hours of CGI fights(which were well done) and a bunch of talk about a Codex.  Marvel Studio films made money because they embraced their comic book roots.  The films had explosions as well as laughs.  They're fun to watch!  Man of Steel was just depressing and this what they want to try and build a billion dollar franchise off of?  Marvel Studios has actual Marvel comic book writers in their meetings advising them about what works for the character, what would this character act like, and what would they do when their back is against the wall.  Yes, they have taken some liberties, but we fan boys forgive and look past them because the core of the hero(es) is still intact. Joss Whedon said he has read every Avengers comic made.  Even though I feel like that may be bullshit I'm still curious; how many Superman comics has Zach Snyder read?
I think everyone knew from the get-go that Warner Bros. was going to fight an uphill battle after The Avengers did so well, and we all knew they couldn't follow the exact same formula, but wanted the same result.  I like to think of them as Coca-Cola and Pepsi.  Anyway, so they're going to try and make a Justice League movie first.  That film will introduce Wonder Woman, Flash, Aquaman, and maybe a new Green Lantern and Batman.  Then of course they will each have their own film; presumably.  Pretty much a reverse Marvel formula.  But unless they get the right people behind these films it won't work.  The director of Thor was known for his Shakespearean films like Henry V and Hamlet.  The director of Captain America: The First Avenger was known for making vintage films like October Sky and The Rocketeer.  Snyder was known for making stylistic, serious, films that are a little too violent and edgy.  Does that sound like Superman to you, or Flash, or Aquaman?  Baskin Robbins doesn't have 31 flavors that all taste like their best seller do they?  I'm just saying Warner Bros. is trying to make everything feel like Batman because that's what has been working for them.  But these characters have been around for decades because each character has their own fan base of flavor, and Warner Bros. has to find out what each character's taste is and why it works.
I really want to see a Justice League movie; I really do.  But the direction and speed Warner Bros. is taking the DC properties are going to lead the Justice League to a train wreck.  Man of Steel couldn't even hold down the #1 spot in theaters for one week.  There's your blinking yellow light.  I'm going to go get some ice cream now.
(found this fan art online an loved it! Notice how Cobie Smulders is in both of these pictures)

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

My 5 Dislikes/Likes About Man of Steel



Last night was Game 6 of the NBA Finals.  The San Antonio Spurs played the Miami Heat.  Who won; who cares!  Loyal Spurs fans of Austin stayed at home or gathered at sports bars and left me the opportunity to sit in a semi-empty movie theater and re-watch Man of Steel without the distractions a crowded theater would bring.  As I was walking into the theater a pizza delivery guy complimented me on my Kingdom Come t-shirt.  I told him it was my second time seeing the film and he replied, “you liked the movie?” as if I should have taken off my t-shirt right there and had fanboys throw vegetables at me.  I said, “Not really, I just want to make sure it’s not complete shit.”
I love Superman.  I remember going to the comic book store as a kid and picking up Superman #75, The Death of Superman.  I’ve followed him from The Fall of Metropolis to the Last Stand of New Krypton and I couldn’t wait for another Superman movie to be made.  I’m one of the select few who liked Superman Returns.  I get why people didn’t like it.  I mean what’s the point of having the most powerful man on Earth in a film if he’s not going to hit somebody, right?  I know why a general audience rejected it, but anyone who really gets what Superman is all about knows he’s about more than just throwing punches.
That being said, Man of Steel is the antithesis of Superman Returns.  This film was action packed!  Director Zach Snyder of 300 and Watchmen fame was picked to head this project.  David Goyer, the writer of all three Blade films and The Dark Knight trilogy co-wrote with Christopher Nolan producing.  From the beginning I felt like Zach Snyder’s style wouldn't  fit with the ray of light Superman is, and not one of Nolan’s films had any bright suits in them.  So my hope layed with David Goyer.  I have now realized that Goyer is great at writing anti-heroes.
Man of Steel is the not the Superman I grew up reading, or any of us grew-up watching on TV and film.  Snyder, Nolan, and Goyer wanted to take this character into the modern age and make him relatable, but in doing so they changed some very core values that make Superman the best hero there ever was.  I wanted to see this film twice before I wrote this entry because the first viewing left me confused and thinking about what they got wrong.  During the second viewing I was sitting in the theater thinking about what small changes they could have made to make it better, or what I would have done.  In my second viewing I learned to appreciate the good stuff a little more and came up with these lists.

DISLIKES
#5 Virtual Jor-El
In the Christopher Reeves films Marlon Brando played Jor-El and when the Fortress of Solitude rose from the Artic he had an interactive message for his son about who he was and where he came from.  A similar message came from this Jor-El, played by Russell Crowe. He told him where he came from, why he was sent to Earth, and what he was supposed to do.  Then Jor-El’s conscious came aboard Zod’s ship, and that’s where it got weird for me.  Jor-El pretty much got Lois out of danger by controlling Zod’s ship.  I know Krypton had advanced alien technology, but what is the point of Jor-El dying if he’s going to act "alive" the entire film and interacting with not only Clark, but every character! Zod then speaks and deletes Jor-El aboard the recently risen ship.  I personally hope that’s the last we see of Jor-El for the rest of this franchise. 

#4 Minor Character Development
The main characters in this film were Clark, Lois, Jor-El and Zod.  I get that.  But when they interact with people around them and then those people are in danger I want to care about them, which means I need to know them so I can care about them.  From his interactions with Lois I got a sense of who Perry White was, and I think Laurence Fishburne did a good job.  But who is Jenny and why do I care that she’s trapped in a pile of rubble?  And the guy trying to help get her out, Steve, only had like one line at this point before this heroic act.  He was a useless character.  Perry could have been there by himself trying to help Jenny and that would have saved some money on hiring that actor. Colonel Hardy served his purpose, Dr. Hamilton played a pivotal part, but I all I know is that he carries mints in his pockets.  I think Martha Kent’s part could have been amp’d up a bit, but I blame the flashback for that one.
 #3 Pacing/Flashbacks
This film had four flashback scenes.  They helped set-up Clark’s childhood and growing up different.  In one scene Clark’s powers make him scared, another shows him getting picked on, and another is Clark using his powers in public.  The final flashback is a tornado, but I’ll get to that in a minute.  Those three flashback scenes could have been combined into one and ended the movie sooner and get to the bathroom quicker.  Batman Begins starts the same way.  It started out with a troubled hero trying to find his purpose, sprinkled in the heroes troubled youth flashbacks, and then put him in the cape.  The problem with Man of Steel is that the flashbacks were still going on after we saw Clark in the cape.  When Bruce put on the cowl we knew everything that led him to this point because the flashbacks were done.  When Clark put on the suit I still didn’t know if his parents were dead or alive, or how he ended up in The Perfect Storm.
The spaceship crashes, cut to Clark getting picked-on by bullies on bus/kids whispering about him.  Bus then crashes and Clark saves them. Jonathan Kent then validates his sons decision to help people, tells him where he’s from, throws in some great Pa Kent wisdom, and we cut to Clark on the damn fishing boat.  No more flashbacks, minus Jonathan’s death, and we now know Clark’s past struggles and I care about him.  DONE!

#2 Jonathan Kent
In every interpretation of Superman Jonathan Kent has died from a heart attack.  Why a heart attack?  Because it’s a lesson for Clark that no matter how powerful he is he can’t save everyone from everything, even his own father.  In Man of Steel Jonathan Kent, played by Kevin Costner, gets killed in a tornado because he tells his son not to use his powers in public, even to save his own life.  Mr. Kent told Clark the entire film not to help people, one day, but not today. Not for another twenty years at least.  When Clark asks, “what was I supposed to do, just let them die?” and Jonathan replied, “Maybe.”  Oh hell no!  Jonathan Kent would never tell his son that!  This Pa Kent came off as very hard and almost cold.  Jonathan has always been loving and protective of his son, but knows Clark was meant to help people.  Mr. Kent, meet Uncle Ben.  “With great power comes great responsibility.” At least now I know how this Superman could snap someone’s neck; bad parenting.
 #1 Zod’s Death/Ending Fight Sequence
This ending is already making a buzz on the Internet and for good reason.  Superheroes, classic superheroes, never kill.  Superman is the model of that code.  He’s the best of them all, a beacon of hope.  He’s the light in a world of darkness.  In The Dark Knight, Batman, an anti-hero, does not kill the Joker and avoids it at all costs.  But Goyer and Snyder thought, eh, Superman now kills and Batman doesn’t.  But to be fair I think Zod never should have been there to begin with.
Superman flies into Zod’s ship and uses his heat vision to crash it.  Next we see Superman save Lois and then after all the other Kryptonians are gone he fights Zod to the death, while killing more people in their battle.  He does this by not only causing destruction, but when Zod throws a fuel truck at him Superman gets out of the way and the LexCorp truck brings down a building, probably killing hundreds of more people.  But when four people are threatened with heat vision, then he decided to go all “Punisher" on Zod. Superman cares about everyone, and does everything he can to avoid anyone getting hurt.
Now when I said Zod never should have been there what I meant was that after the ship crashed, while Lois and the gang where still arming the phantom bomb, Zod and Superman should have had their space battle then, making it shorter and ending with Zod going into the Phantom Zone with the rest of the Kryptonians and Superman saving Lois.  DONE!  You get you're Superman/Zod fight and the integrity of the character would still be intact.  Somebody give these people my number!

LIKES:
 #5 Special Effects
When I read Superman comic books and see the action in the pages I imagine how it would go down in real life.  Well, real life has finally caught up with my imagination.  I saw this film the first time in IMAX 3-D and was well worth it.  The fight scenes were awesome, if not a little over-the-top, and the flying sequences were phenomenal in 3-D.  I finally got to see what a real-life Superman can do.  I also got to see most of Metropolis destroyed, but I only blame a few blocks of that on Superman and his disregard for human life.

#4 The Suit
Nicholas Cage once said, “the Superman outfit it like a Coca-Cola bottle, you don’t mess with that.”  Tell that to Nolan and Snyder.  Superman’s suit has gotten darker for this darker version, but it’s not so much the tone but the texture I like.  He’s not wearing tights, but something close to Kryptonian battle clothes, no red underwear, and it looks cool.  Now, how Jor-El got this colorful suit on a ship that had been buried for thousands of years is a bit of a plot hole, but it does resemble what Zod and Jor-El wear, including the cape, but minus the colorfulness.  In most Superman interpretations Martha Kent makes his suit and if they could have found a way to incorporate that it would have been nice, but I’m ok with this too.

#3 Henry Cavill
I was pretty upset at first when I heard that Henry Cavill from Britain was picked to played the greatest American hero.  I saw Cavill in the few episodes of The Tudors and also in the Immortals.  Don’t both watching Immortals; your welcome.  Anyway, Cavill looked the part and acted the part.  His tone was strong but kind.  The interrogation scene and the final scene with General Swanwick I thought were a perfect performance of what Superman would have said and how he would have said it. I look forward to seeing what Cavill can do later in the franchise.
 #2 Krypton
For over 30 years the planet Krypton has been portrayed as an ice planet inhabited by crystal fortresses.  This Kryton is full of life and not a crystal in sight. Jor-El is pretty bad ass for a guy who was bred just to be a scientist, but he does what needs to be done instead of just being all talk. We get to see the politics of the world as well as a civil war.  We see a world that is about to explode because they have an unstable core by using up all their natural resources, which of course is a wink to all the hippies watching. We mainly see a world not unlike our own, but older, and could possibly be Earth one day. My only dislike is the use of the yellow sun instead of a red sun.  Kal gets powers on Earth not because it’s a different sun, but because it’s a newer sun; lame.
The science of adapting to Earth's atmosphere and gravitational pull also adds a sense of sci-fi believability in the film. Probably my favorite part of the Krypton plot is that normally Kal flies off just as the planet explodes. In Man of Steel he leaves the planet some time before it explodes.  These little twists help make it interesting to fanboys like myself and keeps things fresh. Well done.
  #1 Lois Lane
It took Lois Lane decades to find out that Clark Kent was Superman.  But when Amy Adams plays the character she finds out in like a few weeks.   Lois is a great investigative journalist so to not make the audience think she’s stupid she tracks down her hero after he saves her the first time and has it all figured out before he even makes his first public appearance.  At the end of the film Lois meets the newest member of The Daily Planet, Clark Kent.  Then there is this look between them that lets us know that nothing will be like we know it was.  Lois knows who Clark is and for the rest of the franchise she will know.  He will not have to hide it from her, and their total relationship is fresher than all the buildings being re-built around Metropolis.
If I had one complaint about the character it’s why she’s in it so much.  Why does Zod want Lois to go to his ship?  He just sends her to a holding cell.  Was he waiting to anal probe her?  And then Lois is on the plane with Colonel Hardy, but why?  Yes, she knows how to use the phantom bomb, but she's a civilian and how hard is it to stick the key in the hole?   She doesn’t even know how to do it right and Dr. Hamilton has to fix it.  Oh, and General Swanwick?  If they would have changed him to General Lane it would have served Swanwick’s purpose and also given you more character depth with Lois.  Seriously Warner Bros, I’m on Twitter, look me up!
 So, I feel that Man of Steel wasn’t even close to beating the magic of Superman:The Movie in my eyes, but in no way was as bad as Superman III.  With all the elements such as directing and casting I knew what this film could potentially be and therefore was not too surprised when it didn’t live up to what I wanted it to be.  But it seems to have lived-up to what Warner Bros wanted.  It’s already made a butt-load of money and a sequel may come out by next year.  DC has finally jump started what Marvel did back in 2008 with Iron Man.  A Justice League movie will be out before we know it.  Personally I’m still trying to decide it that’s a good thing or not.
I thought this film may be like Superman: Earth One and it’s pretty much what it is.  I didn’t like Superman: Earth One, but I did like Superman: Earth One: Vol. 2 if you get what I’m saying.  So maybe there is a bit of “hope” in this film after all.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

5 Life-Lessons from 5 Superman Movies

Well kids, the time has come.  Once again Hollywood is taking another shot at the Man of Tomorrow, the original superhero, and an American, if not worldly, icon.  Man of Steel premiers in theaters this week.  Christopher Nolan and David Goyer, the men behind The Dark Knight Trilogy, have teamed up with 300 and Watchmen director Zach Snyder to give us a modern take on Superman. Being a Superman fan I’ve been fearful of this film with every piece of news I heard about it, but that’s an opinion for another blog entry.
I’ve spent the last 5 Sundays re-watching the last 5 Superman films.  Just yesterday I was chatting to someone about upcoming movies and I mentioned Man of Steel.   She said she really didn’t like Superman and that she liked Batman more.  Well, anyone who knows me knows that this is a good trigger to set me off on a major rant!  Some people seem to think the Man of Steel is just a big blue Boy Scout who never does anything wrong and always plays by the rules.  To those nay sayers I simply reply, “You obviously don’t know Superman.”  I’m sure they’ve never watched an episode of Smallville or even read The Death and Return of Superman.  There is a reason the character has been around for 75 years and inspired the entire genre of superheroes.  There are a lot of life lessons to be learned from this character, and these cinematic adventures are just five of them.

Superman (1978): Director Richard Donner was the first to give a serious take on Superman’s origin and create an epic film for all others to live up too.  Christopher Reeve plays the double role of Clark Kent and Superman with superiority.  Gene Hackman isn’t the most ruthless of Lex Luthor’s and I’ve never been fond of Margot Kidder as Lois Lane, but the film itself and Reeve's performance is enough to carry the film to glory.   My only negative comment about this film would just be the ending.  Superman spins the world back-in-time to save Lois, but Jimmy still remembers Superman saving him?  In an otherwise flawless film that was a pretty big plot-hole Mr. Donner. Plus we all get to hear all John Williams classic score in this film for the first time, big plus!
Life-Lesson Take-Away from Superman: You have to find out who you are and you’re place in this world.  Plus you have to do whatever it takes to protect the people you care about, even if it does involves spinning the world back a few minutes.
Superman II (1980): By the time Superman premiered Superman II was already in production and almost finished filming, but a disagreement between Donner and the film’s producers got Donner fired before filming was done and he was replaced by Richard Lester.  Having seen the Richard Donner cut on DVD I think it was for the best, but looking at Lester’s Superman III it was probably a combination of both directors that made this film fly higher than the original.
 In this sequel Superman gives up all his powers and super status to be with Lois.  Of course this is the exact time that Krypton's three greatest criminals, led by General  Zod, come to Earth to take their revenge out on Kal-El.  Terence Stamp rules this film with is portrayal as General Zod and the reason Zod has become such an iconic Superman villain.  I’m sure Michael Shannon’s Zod performance in Man of Steel will be scarier for today’s audience, but he won’t win my fear until he says, “Kneel before Zod!” I am looking forward to a more updated fight scene between Superman and Zod.  More like Neo vs. Mr. Smith in The Matrix Revolutions.  “Mr. Kent, welcome back.  We’ve missed you.”
Life-Lesson Take-Away from Superman II:  Clark’s selfish desires almost caused the entire world to be placed under Zod’s rule, but eventually he realizes that Superman belongs to the world, not just Lois.  We all have responsibilities.  We have people who count on us to do our jobs and even if it would be better to just let go you might end up getting a lot of people hurt.  Also look out for bear-skinned rugs that are pink!
Superman III (1983):  It’s probably a toss-up between this film and the next Superman film as to which one is the worst ever.  I vote Superman III because it tries to take itself seriously, which is what makes it so bad.  Richard Pryor plays a computer genius who falls under the wing of an evil billionaire, who is not Lex Luthor.  Pryor’s character and his employer try to create kryptonite and end up with something that makes Superman go crazy instead.  Clark becomes a jackass version of himself and must find his sanity in order to take down the bad guys and their super computer located in the middle of frikkin nowhere!
Pryor’s character is so dumb there is not a scenario in this reality that would make me believe he’s a computer genius.  Pryor’s antics take center stage in this film and overshadow Reeve’s channeling the Man of Steel’s inner turmoil.  This dumbs down the film and makes it horrific to watch.  The only redeeming quality of this installment is Annette O’ Toole as Clark’s high school crush, Lana Lang.  Lana is a far better character than Lois, and easier on the eyes if you ask me. O'Toole went on to play the character of Martha Kent in the series Smallville.  She’s stated the reason she got the job is because when the creators found out she was in Superman III they insist she be in their version of Superman. 
Life-Lesson Take-Away from Superman III:  We all have our inner demons to fight.  We have to find a way to beat them down so we can do what we must do, and what is the right thing to do.  But if you ever find yourself fighting your alter ego in a junkyard you might as well just drop a car on yourself and be put out of your misery.
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987):  The only reason I like this film better than Superman III is because of it’s even more ridiculous and can in no way be taken serious. That makes it such a good bad movie to watch.  Superman is on a mission to rid the world of all nuclear weapons.  But he didn’t count on Lex Luthor stealing a sample of his hair and attaching one of his genetic experiments to a bomb that Superman just happens to throw into the sun, thereby creating his own worst enemy, Nuclear Man. Duh, Duh, Duuuh!
The film is a little over 90 minutes and is so bad it’s hilarious to watch. Just last week as my wife and I were watching it and she had to point out the ludicrously of Clark going on a double date with Lois and Superman.  I mean that’s just crazy!  Reeve should have stopped at Superman II, or least not been given the opportunity to help write this one himself.
Life-Lesson Take-Away from Superman IV: The Quest for Peace:  The world has problems people, lots of them.  As much as we would like to change the world we can’t change to people in it.  All we can do is keep “it the same as it’s always been……On the brink. With good fighting evil. See you in twenty.” Oh and never trust a film where Jon Cryer is the comic relief.
Superman Returns (2006): Well, after those last lines by Christopher Reeve we do get the next Superman film, twenty years later!  Brandon Routh steps into the red boots while Kevin Spacey shaves his head to play his arch-enemy.  Superman has just flown in from his five-year journey to find the remains of his home planet.  But everyone else has gone on without him.  Lois Lane has a family and little secret to tell the Man of Steel.  Meanwhile, Lex Luthor is out of prison, rich as a hell, and is planning on using kryptonian technology to re-invest in his real-estate ventures while wiping out most of America.
A lot of people didn’t like this film, which is probably why it took seven years for another Superman movie to be released, but I’m a fan of it.  It doesn’t have a lot of action, but instead of taking a tale from the comics and fucking it up royally like most adaptations do (I’m looking at you Brett Ratner) director Bryan Singer took the essence of the Superman characters and made something different, with a little homage to the Christopher Reeve films.  He still made it feel like a pure Superman story.  Some argue that Kate Bosworth isn’t your classic Lois Lane, but she’s a mom now, parenthood changes us all!
Life-Lesson Take-Away from Superman Returns:  We grow up, we move on with our lives, and people we leave behind also move on.  We have to try to keep the people who are important to us in our lives or we may lose them.  And if your ever gone for five years and your ex has a kid who is four years old you’d better find the next ship back to Krypton!

A part of me thinks Man of Steel will be bad and another part hopes it will be good.  Either way it has gotten people talking about the character again and I hope it shows them that the battles Superman face are the ones we face ourselves.  I mean he’s called the Man of Tomorrow people, he ain’t goin anywhere!