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Monday, January 16, 2017

My Top 12 Geoff Johns DC Stories

Yes, I know.  This is one of those rare occasions when I sit down and actually write a blog entry.  I thought about doing this one via podcast, but my voice is gone so looks like I'm doing this one "old school."  Last week I read a list about the best comic book story lines written by Geoff Johns.  I am a big fan of Johns.  I like almost anything he writes, minus his early days on JSA, and maybe a few Justice League books.  But in his writing career he has rejuvenated Green Lantern, Flash, and Aquaman into hit series and characters.  
Because of his success with DC Comics he has moved up the ladder to president and Chief Creative Officer of DC.  The list I read last week had a lot of good story lines, some of which are my favorite, but some I felt were also left out.  I started making my own list of almost two dozen Johns books I enjoy and then whittled it down to my top twelve.  Let me know which ones are your favorite, or which ones you have yet to read!

12) Superboy: Boy of Steel
After returning from the dead, Connor Kent is determined to get his life back together.  He revisits his best friend and (ex)girlfriend who both have fallen on dark times since his death.  Connor attends Smallville High and tries to live his life like Superman did.  But after a run-in with Lex Luthor's sister he faces a moral dilemma not even Superman could choose between.

11) Green Lantern: Sinestro
Hal Jordan was the greatest Green Lantern of them all; and Sinestro their #1 enemy.  But after War of the Green Lanterns Hal is kicked out and Sinestro is chosen back into the Corps.  But Sinestro needs help, and the only one he trusts that can help him is Hal.  Sinestro grants him a temporary ring and the two show why their unique relationship is so engaging to read.

10) Aquaman: The Trench
For years, Aquaman was the laughing stock of the DC Universe.  People saw him as just a fast swimmer and a person who can talk to fish.  But after his resurrection in Brightest Day, Aquaman got his own solo title and showed why he is a big hitter in the DCU.  He's strong, bulletproof, and can control sharks.  I sure as hell wouldn't mess with him. 

9) Superman: Up, Up, and Away
Being a Superman fan, I will admit, I am little biased towards John's Superman stories.  It's been a year since Superman helped take down the alternate Superboy by flying him through a red sun, and de-powering them both.  Clark Kent has lived a normal life and getting along pretty well, until his powers slowly start to come back as well has his rogues gallery.  Clark has to get back into the swing of things before the return of his greatest foe; Lex Luthor.

8) Infinite Crisis
I will admit it, I am not a fan of the multiverse storylines.  I really don't like to read Crisis on Infinite Earths or Final Crisis, but I like Infinite Crisis for it's personal moments.  The Justice League has been fractured due to the discretions of key members, and the first issue ends with Wonder Woman, Batman, and Superman having it out and Bruce burning Clark by saying, "The last time you inspired anyone was when you were dead."  From there an alternate Superboy and Superman try to save their Earth by destroying Earth One.  It all culminates in a battle through a red sun and the death of Connor Kent.    

7) Superman:  Last Son
Lois and Clark adopt a Kryptonian boy and have their hands full when they find out it's Zod's offspring; and daddy's home.  It's an interesting story that has Clark and Lois question something they never thought they'd be; parents.
JON:  Who's Wonder Woman?
LOIS:  Someone you won't meet until you're 17.
JON:  Who's Batman?
LOIS:  Someone you won't meet until you're 18.

6) Superman: Secret Origin
I terrific retelling of Superman's origin that hits all the high points.  From his awkward years discovering his powers in Smallville, to meeting The Daily Planet staff for the first time.  It's not as hard-edged as Birthright, or as poetic as A Superman For All Seasons, but this one is just a fun read.  At the end I always hear the John Williams score play in my head as Superman flies away.

5) Green Lantern: Secret Origin
After Johns brought Hal Jordan back into the spotlight he decided to reintroduce him to readers who may not have been around when he first appeared during the Silver Age.  This is the story about a rebellious pilot who couldn't stay out of trouble after his father's death.  He is chosen for the greatest honor in the universe and must learn to be responsible, while showing the Green Lantern Corps a few new tricks.  So disappointed the GL movie didn't turn out like this.

4) Green Lantern: Sinestro Corps War
This tale re-establish Hal as the greatest Green Lantern of them all, and kicks off a story line that would expand the GL mythology in ways nobody ever thought.  After years of wielding a yellow ring by himself, Sinestro creates his own Yellow Lantern Corps that finds those who instill fear in others.  This Corps gives the GL's a run for their money as Kyle and Hal must both conquer their fears if they are to defeat Sinestro, and prepare for the Blackest Night.

3) Flashpoint
Some people think this story line is a bit weak, but I love that it not only gives an alternate look at our DC heroes, but also proves just how powerful Barry Allen is as the Flash.  Barry runs back in time to save his mother and ends up wrecking reality.  Clark Kent is a science experiment, Bruce Wayne is dead, and Wonder Woman and Aquaman are at war. Barry must give up his mother or leave the world in apocalyptic nightmare.  Barry's goodbye to his mother at the end left me in tears.

2) Green Lantern: Rebirth
This is the story that not only put Geoff Johns on the map, but reinvigorated Green Lantern for years to come.  Johns spent almost a decade writing GL and it started with giving Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps a "rebirth."  I really can't explain this book except to say that if you've only seen the Green Lantern movie it is a great jump-on point for GL, followed by nine years of great stories! 

1) Flash:  Rebirth
While Green Lantern will no doubt be the main chapter in Johns comic book legacy my favorite book of his, say one of my favorite books of all-time, is this one.  In Final Crisis, Barry Allen returns from the Speed Force to a world that as gone on without him.  While all his friends and family want to celebrate his return, Barry feels he must make-up for all the good work he could have done while he was gone.  Along the way, Barry runs into old enemies, new family, and the truth about the event that lead him to becoming the Flash.  It's a book about slowing down, and enjoying the things that matter in life that is beautifully written.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Worth A Read? Superman: The Men of Tomorrow

It's no secret that I'm a pretty big Superman fan.  And anyone who know me knows one of my favorite writers is Geoff Johns.  Johns is the guy who resurrected Green Lantern, The Flash, and Aquaman into DC hits.  But as soon as Johns left those books I quickly lost interest.  He has a way of capturing the best in any character he writes.  A task that seems hard to replicate with some comic writers.  And while I haven't loved his current Justice League run it's been better than most books coming out of DC Comics these days.
Twenty-five years ago two scientists worked for the government on cracking inter dimensional travel.  Their work turned south and a black hole began to grow that would consume the world.  In an act of desperation, the couple sent their only child to one of the five dimensions they'd discovered.  There, the child grew up with powers beyond imagination and helped create a modern utopia.  But that couple that sent their child away to be saved?  Minutes later they stopped the black hole from consuming all of Earth.  And have been trying to find their son ever since.
Superman faces off against a new villain on the streets of Metropolis and gets a little help from a new hero; Ulysses.  Ulysses grew up in a another dimension and has the power to absorb energy to make himself fly and become much stronger than the average man.  He can even absorb Superman's heat vision.  Kal-El soon reunites Ulysses with his long lost parents and for a short time all seems good.  But Ulysses real motivation for coming back to Earth has yet to be revealed, and it involves six million lives.
I was excited for Johns to be back writing the Man of Steel.  Superman: Secret Origin is one of my favorites and his story(Superman: Last Son) with acclaimed film director Richard Donner added another level to the Superman myth by giving him and Lois a son.  Aside from James Robinson, very few writers I think capture Superman the way Johns does.  He knows the character is at his best when his hardest battle is within.  Ulysses comes from a utopia where hunger and disease no longer exist.  Clark has to to explain to this new visitor why they can't just use their abilities to make the people of Earth fall in line.  Ulysses must be reading Gods Among Us.
While this is not one of my favorite Johns stories it is still quite entertaining.  Johns added a new power to the Man of Steel's bag of tricks, but I didn't really see the point of it.  Clark now has the ability to admit a solar flare that decimates his enemies, but then Superman's powers are drained and Clark is human for several hours until his body recharges.  When Superman first appeared back in 1938 he couldn't fly and it was added later, but this new power just seems a bit over the top.  Do we really need to make Superman more powerful so the general audience will disconnect with him more?  I'm not a fan of it, but I guess as long as they don't use this new power that often I can learn to live with it.  
John Romita Jr pens this book beautifully.  I've enjoyed his art ever since he was drawing Spider-Man in the 1990's and then much later with Kick-Ass.  His style is very unique that I think it goes well with Johns's way of story telling.  I still prefer Johns to work with Gary Frank more, but Romita is good enough for me.
This book adds a few things to the Superman myth like giving him a new villain, a new power, and a person in Clark's life finds out his secret; and it isn't Lois Lane.  In fact, I was a little disappointed how little Lois had to do in this book.  Before the New 52, when Lois and Clark were married, their relationship was a center piece of Superman's humanity and life.  Now that Clark is hooking up with Wonder Woman Lois is really irrelevant; which makes me kind of sad.  
If you are a true fan of Superman tales or tales written by Geoff Johns I recommend this book for you.  But if you are borderline agreeable on either of those topics you can probably skip this one for now.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

My Top 5 Out Of Character Comic Book Movie Moments

The work "trainwreck" can be used to describe more than one movie currently playing in theaters.  Fox's Fantastic Four is now surrounded with drama as it's director lashes out at the studio on social media and it becomes a box office flop; barely making half of it's projected opening weekend numbers.  My thoughts on the film aside, I did find it odd that while the movie had Johnny Storm in it, a.k.a. The Human Torch, there was actually no sign of the character anywhere in Michael B. Jordan's performance.  
This isn't the first time film makers have taken liberties with comic book heroes to serve their movie.  But to change a character completely is almost as bad as calling your film an X-Men movie, but not having any trace of an actual X-Men root anywhere in the movie *cough*Brett Ratner*cough*.  I for one don't mind changing a character trait for another adaptation so long as it doesn't change what the original character stands for.  So after a little thinking I've got my top 5 moments in comic book movies that totally went against their character archetype.   

5) THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN
Peter Parker Stops His Bully From Bullying Someone Else
I always thought Tobey Maguire was the perfect Spider-Man casting.  He was shorter than the average male, wasn't too handsome, and overall looked like a nerd.  However, Andrew Garfield was the same height and stature as his bully; Flash Thompson.  In one scene, Peter stops Flash from picking on another fellow nerd.  Now, post-spider powers, Parker may have had the confidence to stand up to Flash, but pre-spider powers Peter would have seen the incident, thank God it wasn't him, and kept walking.  Peter Parker had no self-esteem before he become Spider-Man.  But after getting bitten he became a cocky little punk whenever he was slinging webs.

4)  FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER
Mr. Fantatic Busts A Move On The Dance Floor
For Reed's bachelor party Johnny decides to throw him a massive shindig complete with a fully stocked bar, dance floor, and lots of girls.  This of course is not Reed's scene at all.  Mr. Fantastic can barely lift his head from his microscope to talk to his wife.  He'd be sitting in the corner by himself at his own party; let alone nowhere near the dance floor.  This moment makes no sense and makes me truly believe the people behind this film didn't know the FF at all.

3)  BATMAN AND ROBIN
Batman Attends A Public Event
There is no much wrong with this film that goes against Batman myth I could go on "forever" about it.  But the moment that makes the least amount of sense is when Batman tries to lay a trap for Mr. Freeze.  He offers the Wayne diamonds up as bait, and Batman and Robin as security.  Batman didn't even show up to Superman's funeral!  He is only seen by those he's saved and savaged.  His power is him being purely myth to the general public, not at a charity event like he's an NFL player from the Make A Wish foundation.  This moment was followed by the Bat-credit card.  Oh Joel Schumacher, what did you do!

2) MAN OF STEEL
Jonathan Kent Tells His Son To Let People Die
"Maybe."  It was the word I shuttered at as I heard Kevin Costner say it in the trailer for Man of Steel.  I was hoping it was an editing trick for the trailer to spark more interest that this would not be the boy scout version of Superman.  However, as I watched the film, it indeed was in the movie. "What was I supposed to do?  Just let them die?"  "Maybe."  Oh come on!  Clark gets his moral compass from Jonathan and Martha Kent, and Pa Kent would never have told his son to let a school bus full of children die just to protect his own secret.  That moment goes against everything Pa Kent and Superman stand for.  Damn you David Goyer and Zach Snyder!  Now I'm reminded why I'm trying not to get my hopes up for Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice.

1)  X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
Deadpool Has His Mouth Sewn Shut
His nick name is The Merc With A Mouth.  For about ten glorious minutes we got to see Ryan Reynolds bring to life the foul mouth, fast talking, Wade Wilson.  It was the only good ten minutes in the film.  The next time we see the character he has his mouth sewn shut and sporting all kinds of mutant powers.  Most of Deadpool's charm lyes in his wit and speech.  Luckily this atrocity seems to be rectified based on the latest Deadpool trailer.  The film is set to come out next year and looks to find Reynolds back as Wade Wilson doing what both of them were meant to do; never shutting up.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

My 5 Dislikes/Likes About Man of Steel



Last night was Game 6 of the NBA Finals.  The San Antonio Spurs played the Miami Heat.  Who won; who cares!  Loyal Spurs fans of Austin stayed at home or gathered at sports bars and left me the opportunity to sit in a semi-empty movie theater and re-watch Man of Steel without the distractions a crowded theater would bring.  As I was walking into the theater a pizza delivery guy complimented me on my Kingdom Come t-shirt.  I told him it was my second time seeing the film and he replied, “you liked the movie?” as if I should have taken off my t-shirt right there and had fanboys throw vegetables at me.  I said, “Not really, I just want to make sure it’s not complete shit.”
I love Superman.  I remember going to the comic book store as a kid and picking up Superman #75, The Death of Superman.  I’ve followed him from The Fall of Metropolis to the Last Stand of New Krypton and I couldn’t wait for another Superman movie to be made.  I’m one of the select few who liked Superman Returns.  I get why people didn’t like it.  I mean what’s the point of having the most powerful man on Earth in a film if he’s not going to hit somebody, right?  I know why a general audience rejected it, but anyone who really gets what Superman is all about knows he’s about more than just throwing punches.
That being said, Man of Steel is the antithesis of Superman Returns.  This film was action packed!  Director Zach Snyder of 300 and Watchmen fame was picked to head this project.  David Goyer, the writer of all three Blade films and The Dark Knight trilogy co-wrote with Christopher Nolan producing.  From the beginning I felt like Zach Snyder’s style wouldn't  fit with the ray of light Superman is, and not one of Nolan’s films had any bright suits in them.  So my hope layed with David Goyer.  I have now realized that Goyer is great at writing anti-heroes.
Man of Steel is the not the Superman I grew up reading, or any of us grew-up watching on TV and film.  Snyder, Nolan, and Goyer wanted to take this character into the modern age and make him relatable, but in doing so they changed some very core values that make Superman the best hero there ever was.  I wanted to see this film twice before I wrote this entry because the first viewing left me confused and thinking about what they got wrong.  During the second viewing I was sitting in the theater thinking about what small changes they could have made to make it better, or what I would have done.  In my second viewing I learned to appreciate the good stuff a little more and came up with these lists.

DISLIKES
#5 Virtual Jor-El
In the Christopher Reeves films Marlon Brando played Jor-El and when the Fortress of Solitude rose from the Artic he had an interactive message for his son about who he was and where he came from.  A similar message came from this Jor-El, played by Russell Crowe. He told him where he came from, why he was sent to Earth, and what he was supposed to do.  Then Jor-El’s conscious came aboard Zod’s ship, and that’s where it got weird for me.  Jor-El pretty much got Lois out of danger by controlling Zod’s ship.  I know Krypton had advanced alien technology, but what is the point of Jor-El dying if he’s going to act "alive" the entire film and interacting with not only Clark, but every character! Zod then speaks and deletes Jor-El aboard the recently risen ship.  I personally hope that’s the last we see of Jor-El for the rest of this franchise. 

#4 Minor Character Development
The main characters in this film were Clark, Lois, Jor-El and Zod.  I get that.  But when they interact with people around them and then those people are in danger I want to care about them, which means I need to know them so I can care about them.  From his interactions with Lois I got a sense of who Perry White was, and I think Laurence Fishburne did a good job.  But who is Jenny and why do I care that she’s trapped in a pile of rubble?  And the guy trying to help get her out, Steve, only had like one line at this point before this heroic act.  He was a useless character.  Perry could have been there by himself trying to help Jenny and that would have saved some money on hiring that actor. Colonel Hardy served his purpose, Dr. Hamilton played a pivotal part, but I all I know is that he carries mints in his pockets.  I think Martha Kent’s part could have been amp’d up a bit, but I blame the flashback for that one.
 #3 Pacing/Flashbacks
This film had four flashback scenes.  They helped set-up Clark’s childhood and growing up different.  In one scene Clark’s powers make him scared, another shows him getting picked on, and another is Clark using his powers in public.  The final flashback is a tornado, but I’ll get to that in a minute.  Those three flashback scenes could have been combined into one and ended the movie sooner and get to the bathroom quicker.  Batman Begins starts the same way.  It started out with a troubled hero trying to find his purpose, sprinkled in the heroes troubled youth flashbacks, and then put him in the cape.  The problem with Man of Steel is that the flashbacks were still going on after we saw Clark in the cape.  When Bruce put on the cowl we knew everything that led him to this point because the flashbacks were done.  When Clark put on the suit I still didn’t know if his parents were dead or alive, or how he ended up in The Perfect Storm.
The spaceship crashes, cut to Clark getting picked-on by bullies on bus/kids whispering about him.  Bus then crashes and Clark saves them. Jonathan Kent then validates his sons decision to help people, tells him where he’s from, throws in some great Pa Kent wisdom, and we cut to Clark on the damn fishing boat.  No more flashbacks, minus Jonathan’s death, and we now know Clark’s past struggles and I care about him.  DONE!

#2 Jonathan Kent
In every interpretation of Superman Jonathan Kent has died from a heart attack.  Why a heart attack?  Because it’s a lesson for Clark that no matter how powerful he is he can’t save everyone from everything, even his own father.  In Man of Steel Jonathan Kent, played by Kevin Costner, gets killed in a tornado because he tells his son not to use his powers in public, even to save his own life.  Mr. Kent told Clark the entire film not to help people, one day, but not today. Not for another twenty years at least.  When Clark asks, “what was I supposed to do, just let them die?” and Jonathan replied, “Maybe.”  Oh hell no!  Jonathan Kent would never tell his son that!  This Pa Kent came off as very hard and almost cold.  Jonathan has always been loving and protective of his son, but knows Clark was meant to help people.  Mr. Kent, meet Uncle Ben.  “With great power comes great responsibility.” At least now I know how this Superman could snap someone’s neck; bad parenting.
 #1 Zod’s Death/Ending Fight Sequence
This ending is already making a buzz on the Internet and for good reason.  Superheroes, classic superheroes, never kill.  Superman is the model of that code.  He’s the best of them all, a beacon of hope.  He’s the light in a world of darkness.  In The Dark Knight, Batman, an anti-hero, does not kill the Joker and avoids it at all costs.  But Goyer and Snyder thought, eh, Superman now kills and Batman doesn’t.  But to be fair I think Zod never should have been there to begin with.
Superman flies into Zod’s ship and uses his heat vision to crash it.  Next we see Superman save Lois and then after all the other Kryptonians are gone he fights Zod to the death, while killing more people in their battle.  He does this by not only causing destruction, but when Zod throws a fuel truck at him Superman gets out of the way and the LexCorp truck brings down a building, probably killing hundreds of more people.  But when four people are threatened with heat vision, then he decided to go all “Punisher" on Zod. Superman cares about everyone, and does everything he can to avoid anyone getting hurt.
Now when I said Zod never should have been there what I meant was that after the ship crashed, while Lois and the gang where still arming the phantom bomb, Zod and Superman should have had their space battle then, making it shorter and ending with Zod going into the Phantom Zone with the rest of the Kryptonians and Superman saving Lois.  DONE!  You get you're Superman/Zod fight and the integrity of the character would still be intact.  Somebody give these people my number!

LIKES:
 #5 Special Effects
When I read Superman comic books and see the action in the pages I imagine how it would go down in real life.  Well, real life has finally caught up with my imagination.  I saw this film the first time in IMAX 3-D and was well worth it.  The fight scenes were awesome, if not a little over-the-top, and the flying sequences were phenomenal in 3-D.  I finally got to see what a real-life Superman can do.  I also got to see most of Metropolis destroyed, but I only blame a few blocks of that on Superman and his disregard for human life.

#4 The Suit
Nicholas Cage once said, “the Superman outfit it like a Coca-Cola bottle, you don’t mess with that.”  Tell that to Nolan and Snyder.  Superman’s suit has gotten darker for this darker version, but it’s not so much the tone but the texture I like.  He’s not wearing tights, but something close to Kryptonian battle clothes, no red underwear, and it looks cool.  Now, how Jor-El got this colorful suit on a ship that had been buried for thousands of years is a bit of a plot hole, but it does resemble what Zod and Jor-El wear, including the cape, but minus the colorfulness.  In most Superman interpretations Martha Kent makes his suit and if they could have found a way to incorporate that it would have been nice, but I’m ok with this too.

#3 Henry Cavill
I was pretty upset at first when I heard that Henry Cavill from Britain was picked to played the greatest American hero.  I saw Cavill in the few episodes of The Tudors and also in the Immortals.  Don’t both watching Immortals; your welcome.  Anyway, Cavill looked the part and acted the part.  His tone was strong but kind.  The interrogation scene and the final scene with General Swanwick I thought were a perfect performance of what Superman would have said and how he would have said it. I look forward to seeing what Cavill can do later in the franchise.
 #2 Krypton
For over 30 years the planet Krypton has been portrayed as an ice planet inhabited by crystal fortresses.  This Kryton is full of life and not a crystal in sight. Jor-El is pretty bad ass for a guy who was bred just to be a scientist, but he does what needs to be done instead of just being all talk. We get to see the politics of the world as well as a civil war.  We see a world that is about to explode because they have an unstable core by using up all their natural resources, which of course is a wink to all the hippies watching. We mainly see a world not unlike our own, but older, and could possibly be Earth one day. My only dislike is the use of the yellow sun instead of a red sun.  Kal gets powers on Earth not because it’s a different sun, but because it’s a newer sun; lame.
The science of adapting to Earth's atmosphere and gravitational pull also adds a sense of sci-fi believability in the film. Probably my favorite part of the Krypton plot is that normally Kal flies off just as the planet explodes. In Man of Steel he leaves the planet some time before it explodes.  These little twists help make it interesting to fanboys like myself and keeps things fresh. Well done.
  #1 Lois Lane
It took Lois Lane decades to find out that Clark Kent was Superman.  But when Amy Adams plays the character she finds out in like a few weeks.   Lois is a great investigative journalist so to not make the audience think she’s stupid she tracks down her hero after he saves her the first time and has it all figured out before he even makes his first public appearance.  At the end of the film Lois meets the newest member of The Daily Planet, Clark Kent.  Then there is this look between them that lets us know that nothing will be like we know it was.  Lois knows who Clark is and for the rest of the franchise she will know.  He will not have to hide it from her, and their total relationship is fresher than all the buildings being re-built around Metropolis.
If I had one complaint about the character it’s why she’s in it so much.  Why does Zod want Lois to go to his ship?  He just sends her to a holding cell.  Was he waiting to anal probe her?  And then Lois is on the plane with Colonel Hardy, but why?  Yes, she knows how to use the phantom bomb, but she's a civilian and how hard is it to stick the key in the hole?   She doesn’t even know how to do it right and Dr. Hamilton has to fix it.  Oh, and General Swanwick?  If they would have changed him to General Lane it would have served Swanwick’s purpose and also given you more character depth with Lois.  Seriously Warner Bros, I’m on Twitter, look me up!
 So, I feel that Man of Steel wasn’t even close to beating the magic of Superman:The Movie in my eyes, but in no way was as bad as Superman III.  With all the elements such as directing and casting I knew what this film could potentially be and therefore was not too surprised when it didn’t live up to what I wanted it to be.  But it seems to have lived-up to what Warner Bros wanted.  It’s already made a butt-load of money and a sequel may come out by next year.  DC has finally jump started what Marvel did back in 2008 with Iron Man.  A Justice League movie will be out before we know it.  Personally I’m still trying to decide it that’s a good thing or not.
I thought this film may be like Superman: Earth One and it’s pretty much what it is.  I didn’t like Superman: Earth One, but I did like Superman: Earth One: Vol. 2 if you get what I’m saying.  So maybe there is a bit of “hope” in this film after all.

Monday, January 21, 2013

The Man of Steel's Pal Will Be.......A Girl?

This week's blog was already written in my head.  I was going to share my thoughts and feelings on the great gun debate that everyone seems to be engulfed in, but then I found something way more pressing to talk about; Jimmy Olsen is a girl!  In the upcoming film by director Zack Snyder, Man of Steel, it seems they are planning on replacing Superman's best friend, Jimmy Olsen, with a female counter part, Jenny Olsen, played by Rebecca Buller.
My brother alerted me to this grave crime, and I, being a bigger Superman fan than he, become enraged with fury.  Jimmy Olsen is a character that goes to the very core of the Superman mythology.  In the center of the story you have Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, Perry White, and Jimmy Olsen.  These are just five characters you can just alter and not expect to get hell from the fan boy community. As of right now Lex Luthor is not listed on the IMDB website as a character in Man of Steel, and Laurence Fishburne will be playing Perry White.  Now changing Perry from an old white guy to an old black guy isn't too much of a difference, however, I will remind you his last name it WHITE.  I know that in this P.C. world where you can't step on a bug without pissing somebody off the way to help a movie make money is to diversify your film as much as possible, but it shouldn't be at the expense of the story.  Changing Jimmy from a young male to a young female completely changes the dynamic of the Superman mythology that the film will be based on.
Now odds are this Jenny could not be Jimmy changing his sexual identity, but perhaps his sister and Jimmy will be in the sequel, but let's stick to the point.  This female character who is replace a male character could ruin this movie!  If you know anything about the character of Jimmy Olsen you know that he is a young photographer for The Daily Planet who works with Clark and Lois, gets Perry's coffee, and is everything Superman fights for.  Jimmy is idealistic.  He likes to give people the benefit of the doubt and thinks people are mainly good.  He even starred in his own comic book at one point.  Now when Clark has a rough week of fighting super villains Jimmy reminds Clark that there are good people in the world besides him, and these people are who he continues to fights for.  Clark and Jimmy hang out, Jimmy has his own watch to call on Superman when he's in trouble, and I think at one point Clark lived with Jimmy as his roommate.  How is that relationship going to be the same when Jimmy is Jenny? 
To answer my own question  believe I have the answer; love triangle, or some form of puppy love.  You see kids, love triangles are all the film franchise rage lately from Twilight to The Hunger Games.  Clark developing a relationship with Lois would be just too simple for the film making hot shots of Hollywood.  My guess is that when Lois and Jenny go out to cover Superman's adventures like Lois and Jimmy did that they'll both be smitten by the Last Son of Krypton and two tongues will fall the floor.  
Of course this is all just hypothetical from what I know and what I hear about Man of Steel, and I had nothing to do with the making of this film, so don't quote me only any of this.  But this little idea of Jimmy's possible gender switch does not help the fear I've had about this movie from the beginning. David Goyer, the man who wrote all 3 Blade and Dark Knight films wrote the story and screenplay for Man of Steel, and I know Goyer as a big comic book fan so I trusted him.  Christopher Nolan, who is producing, is also a great film maker, who makes great films, as is Snyder.  But to put all three of these people on a Superman film seemed like a mistake to me being that most of these gentleman make darker and more gritty films.  Now that kind of tone is great for Batman, Blade, and Watchmen, but dark and gritty is the exact opposite of what Superman is.  And seriously guys, a British actor to play the ultimate American hero?
I'm told Man of Steel will make Superman more relatable to modern film audiences, but both DC and Marvel have ruined film versions of their characters by straying from the formula that has made their characters work for decades!  If Snyder ruins this chance for Superman's silver screen comeback he may just beat out Brett Ratner on my list of people I need to kick in the nuts. "What was I supposed to do? Just let 'em die?"  "Maybe"  
MAYBE, MAYBE!  Do you even know who Jonathan Kent is!  Come on guys!  Pull you're heads out of those studio executive's asses and make the film worthy to be called MAN OF STEEL!  Do it for comic book truth, film justice, and god damn it, The American Way!  Here's the trailer, judge for yourselves: